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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 2/06/2009

Posted on February 6th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents.  If you alive to see Christmas that’s your present.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 2/4/2009

Posted on February 4th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 09/05/08

Posted on September 5th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 08/29/08

Posted on August 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 08/28/08

Posted on August 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.  Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norrs Fact of the Day 08/26/08

Posted on August 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming.  Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/19/08

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/13/08

Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

The term “carnivore” was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.

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Neil Patrick Harris Old Spice Commercial

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Neil Patrick Harris.

Here is Neil Patrick Harris in an Old Spice Commercial.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/23/08

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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