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Posted on May 31st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Posted on May 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.
(While Chewing Gum) “It’s like… Night… of the Living Dead!” - Christopher Walken
Posted on May 30th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.
“Maybe she was out. Or in bed with the flu. Or maybe she was abducted by aliens for all we know. ” - Harrison Ford
Posted on May 29th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.
“Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth.” - Christopher Walken
Posted on May 29th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.
“Sushi. That’s what my ex-wife called me - cold fish.” - Harrison Ford
Posted on May 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Posted on May 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Neil Patrick Harris.
You know what I love about Halloween? It’s the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as a witch, she’s a slutty witch. If she’s a cat, she’s a slutty cat. - Neil Patrick Harris
Posted on May 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Posted on May 28th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.
“Love is a bridge built between two people. We want what exists between them to be real. My name is Hal Weidmann. The film you are about to see is Time Over Time, or is it? The details are unimportant. Simply put, the script was shit. I tossed it. I instead decided to let the camera capture real life. I filmed my actors without their knowledge. I let the camera run after takes. I placed hidden cameras around the set. The end result is a story far more involving than anything manufactured by actors and writers. This is real life. The juice. The stink. The glory.” - Christopher Walken
Posted on May 27th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.
“A man can be an artist… in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasey’s art is death. He’s about to paint his masterpiece.” - Christopher Walken