Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/24/08

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch”, Norris replied, “That’s no glitch”.

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Funny Lists - Bathroom Lingo

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Funny Lists.

I’m taking the Browns to the Superbowl.

I’ve got to drain the main vain.

I gotta pinch off a loaf.

Poopin’ is my business and business is good.

I dropping the kids off at the pool.

I’m going to update the captain’s log.

I’ve got to conduct a movement.

I’m gonna go lose 5 lbs.

It’s time to bomb the tidy bowl man.

I’m gonna introduce the toilet to the bald man with the cigar.

 

 

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Harrison Ford Quote of the Day 6/24/08

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“If I go down you’re coming with me.” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 6/24/08

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“That’s a lot of cows.” - Christopher Walken

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