Harrison Ford Quote of the Day 6/22/08

Posted on June 21st, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“It wasn’t me. It was the one armed man.” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 6/22/08

Posted on June 21st, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.” - Christopher Walken

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/21/08

Posted on June 21st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to college on an affirmative-action scholarship.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/20/08

Posted on June 20th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to college on an affirmative-action scholarship.  Nobody objected.

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Harrison Ford Quote of the Day 6/19/08

Posted on June 19th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“Nazis. I hate these guys.” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 6/19/08

Posted on June 19th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“Crime boss? Shows what you know, Mr. to-the-manor-born-with-a-silver-spoon. Oswald is Gotham’s new golden boy. If his parents hadn’t eighty-sixed him, you two might’ve been bunkies at prep school!” - Christoper Walken

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Harrison Ford Quote of the Day 6/17/08

Posted on June 17th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“Listen, mister, if you don’t get me on board that goddamn submarine, that just might be what you’ll have! You got me? Now you have ten more minutes’ worth of fuel, we stay here ten more minutes!” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 6/17/08

Posted on June 17th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“Beg me, or I let you suck my dead dick in return for your life, BEG! ” - Christopher Walken

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Harrison Ford Quote of the Day 6/14/08

Posted on June 13th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“Yes, Yes, I do understand the rights you just explained to me. But you know what? I don’t like to remain silent, and I do not need an attorney because this is all BULLSHIT! … AND YOU CAN PUT THAT ON THE RECORD!” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 6/14/08

Posted on June 13th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“She’s a 10, Jimmy. She’s a world unto herself. She can’t nurse worth shit, but I keep her on, because even though I can’t feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.” - Christopher Walken

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