August, 2008
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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Drowning Fish
Posted on August 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Dead Man
Posted on August 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - No Such Thing
Posted on August 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Blood Bath
Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Carnivore
Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The term “carnivore” was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.