Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - “Bang!”

Posted on March 8th, 2011 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Oregon Trail

Posted on February 2nd, 2011 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Man’s Heart

Posted on May 4th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Victim’s Mind

Posted on January 17th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His foot.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Google Dark

Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine “Chuck Norris.” When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it’s bruised remains into Google Dark.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Scrabble

Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Ass Kicking 101

Posted on January 10th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once taught a class called “Ass Kicking 101″. There were no survivors.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Amelia Earhart

Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Christmas

Posted on February 6th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents.  If you alive to see Christmas that’s your present.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Sneeze

Posted on February 4th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Hachooooo………….

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