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Posted on January 17th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His foot.
Posted on January 13th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine “Chuck Norris.” When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it’s bruised remains into Google Dark.
Posted on January 12th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Posted on January 10th, 2010 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once taught a class called “Ass Kicking 101″. There were no survivors.
Posted on December 30th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Posted on February 6th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents. If you alive to see Christmas that’s your present.
Posted on February 4th, 2009 by admin.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Posted on September 5th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Posted on August 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Posted on August 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.