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Chuck Norrs Fact of the Day 08/26/08
Posted on August 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/19/08
Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/13/08
Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The term “carnivore” was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/23/08
Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/17/08
Posted on July 17th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
Chuck Norris the Video Game
Posted on July 14th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Here is a modded version of Super Mario Bros done with Chuck Norris in it. Its pretty awesome.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/10/08
Posted on July 10th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue, despite the fact everyone knows he’s the murderer and used his foot to do it.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/08/08
Posted on July 8th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only one who can “try this at home”.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/07/08
Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/01/08
Posted on July 1st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.