Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/08/08

Posted on July 8th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only one who can “try this at home”.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/07/08

Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/01/08

Posted on July 1st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/30/08

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/26/08

Posted on June 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/24/08

Posted on June 24th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this “glitch”, Norris replied, “That’s no glitch”.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/22/08

Posted on June 22nd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/21/08

Posted on June 21st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to college on an affirmative-action scholarship.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 06/20/08

Posted on June 20th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris went to college on an affirmative-action scholarship.  Nobody objected.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 6/03/08

Posted on June 3rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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