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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 5/11/08
Posted on May 11th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas until they crossed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 5/05/08
Posted on May 5th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lit a fart while camping in the Sahara Forest.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 5/02/08
Posted on May 2nd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 5/1/08
Posted on May 1st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
All ninety-nine of Jay-Z’s problems are Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/29/08
Posted on April 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
When you open a can of whoop ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/27/08
Posted on April 27th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the Internet so people could talk about how great Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/25/08
Posted on April 25th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The Iron Man Tournament was based on Chuck Norris’ recess time during elementary school.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/24/08
Posted on April 24th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris’ last option is violence. It is also his only option.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/22/08
Posted on April 22nd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
The term heartburn was invented when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a man in the chest and his heart caught fire.
Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 4/21/08
Posted on April 21st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is just like you and me: He puts his pants on one leg at a time. Except when he puts his pants on, he fights North Koreans.