One Reason Why: Funny Lists - Funny Rankings - Chuck Norris http://www.onereasonwhy.com Funny Lists, Funny Rankings, Random Thoughts and Chuck Norris. Need anything more? Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:58:48 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 en Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - “Bang!” http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-bang/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-bang/#comments Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:58:48 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=153 Chuck Norris once shot a plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-bang/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Oregon Trail http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-oregon-trail/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-oregon-trail/#comments Wed, 02 Feb 2011 07:21:56 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=155 When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-oregon-trail/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Man’s Heart http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-mans-heart/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-mans-heart/#comments Wed, 05 May 2010 04:00:17 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=157 The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-mans-heart/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Victim’s Mind http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-victims-mind/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-victims-mind/#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2010 12:00:39 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=159 What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His foot.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-victims-mind/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Google Dark http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-google-dark/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-google-dark/#comments Thu, 14 Jan 2010 01:33:49 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=161 Chuck Norris once showed up at Google and demanded that they rename their search engine “Chuck Norris.” When they refused, Chuck roundhouse kicked Google in the face, transforming it’s bruised remains into Google Dark.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-google-dark/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Scrabble http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-scrabble/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-scrabble/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:42:43 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=163 If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-scrabble/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Ass Kicking 101 http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-ass-kicking-101/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-ass-kicking-101/#comments Sun, 10 Jan 2010 23:21:44 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=165 Chuck Norris once taught a class called “Ass Kicking 101″. There were no survivors.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-ass-kicking-101/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Amelia Earhart http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-amelia-earhart/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-amelia-earhart/#comments Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:08:58 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=150 Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-amelia-earhart/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Christmas http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-2062009/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-2062009/#comments Fri, 06 Feb 2009 20:43:11 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=127 Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents.  If you alive to see Christmas that’s your present.

]]> http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-2062009/feed/ Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Sneeze http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-242009/ http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-242009/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:17:39 +0000 admin http://www.onereasonwhy.com/?p=123
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Hachooooo………….

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