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	<title>One Reason Why: Funny Lists - Funny Rankings - Chuck Norris</title>
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		<title>Chuck Norrs Fact of the Day 08/26/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no such thing as global warming.  Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/19/08</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[blood baths]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[showers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t take showers, he takes blood baths.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris doesn&#8217;t take showers, he takes blood baths.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 8/13/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-81308/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 23:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Carnival]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Carnivore]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The term &#8220;carnivore&#8221; was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.
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		<title>Neil Patrick Harris Old Spice Commercial</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/neil-patrick-harris-old-spice-commercial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Patrick Harris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Doogie Howser]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[NPH]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Old Spice]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video
Here is Neil Patrick Harris in an Old Spice Commercial.
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/23/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-072308/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/17/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-071708/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-071708/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mexico]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pinatas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico.  Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico.  Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris the Video Game</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-the-video-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nintendo]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Super Mario Bros.]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a modded version of Super Mario Bros done with Chuck Norris in it.  Its pretty awesome.
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		<title>Christopher Walken Quote of the Day 7/13/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/christopher-walken-quote-of-the-day-71308/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/christopher-walken-quote-of-the-day-71308/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christopher Walken]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Balls of Fury]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Feng]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I won&#8217;t bite&#8230; not where it shows.&#8221; - Christopher Walken
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I won&#8217;t bite&#8230; not where it shows.&#8221; - Christopher Walken</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/10/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-071008/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-071008/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Clue]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue, despite the fact everyone knows he&#8217;s the murderer and used his foot to do it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue, despite the fact everyone knows he&#8217;s the murderer and used his foot to do it.</p>
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		<title>Chuck Norris Fact of the Day 07/08/08</title>
		<link>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-070808/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onereasonwhy.com/chuck-norris-fact-of-the-day-070808/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Shortshire</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Chuck Norris is the only one who can &#8220;try this at home&#8221;.
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