Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Global Warming

Posted on September 5th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Drowning Fish

Posted on August 29th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Dead Man

Posted on August 28th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.  Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - No Such Thing

Posted on August 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

There is no such thing as global warming.  Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Blood Bath

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Carnivore

Posted on August 13th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

The term “carnivore” was invented after Chuck Norris was spotted at a carnival eating babies.

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Neil Patrick Harris Old Spice Commercial

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Neil Patrick Harris.

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Here is Neil Patrick Harris in an Old Spice Commercial.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Mirror

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters, because not even glass stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Pinatas

Posted on July 17th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico.  Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

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Chuck Norris the Video Game

Posted on July 14th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Here is a modded version of Super Mario Bros done with Chuck Norris in it.  Its pretty awesome.

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