Christopher Walken Quote - Balls of Fury

Posted on July 13th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“I won’t bite… not where it shows.” - Christopher Walken

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Clue

Posted on July 10th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue, despite the fact everyone knows he’s the murderer and used his foot to do it.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Try This At Home

Posted on July 8th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only one who can “try this at home”.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Ray Charles

Posted on July 7th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

The last man who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Ray Charles.

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Christopher Walken Quote - Balls of Fury

Posted on July 1st, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“What part of “sudden death” didn’t you understand?” - Christopher Walken

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Big Bang

Posted on July 1st, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

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Chuck Norris Fact of the Day - Jumanji

Posted on June 30th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

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Harrison Ford Quote - Airforce One

Posted on June 26th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Harrison Ford.

“Peace isn’t merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.” - Harrison Ford

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Christopher Walken Quote - The Rundown

Posted on June 26th, 2008 by admin.
Categories: Christopher Walken.

“I feel like a little boy who’s lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here… Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them… Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They’ve got my tooth. I want it back.” - Christopher Walken

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Neil Patrick Harris Quote - Canadian PO-rn

Posted on June 26th, 2008 by Shortshire.
Categories: Neil Patrick Harris.

CANADIAN P0-rn! Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system doesn’t cover breast implants. If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni, I’ll go OOT of my mind.

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